I love science jokes but the difference between biology jokes and chemistry jokes is huge i mean chemistry jokes are all cute like:
“Never trust an atom, they make up everything” and “Oxygen and potassium went on a date, it went OK” but biology jokes are really dirty like “I like sex like endoplasmic reticulum with ribosomes…rough” and “how do you make a hormone? don’t pay her” i mean srsly biology you could try to be less obvious
oh my god, i am in love with him. I don’t know how this happened. I want to be with him. I want to make him happy, I want to love him in new an exciting ways, but i love my fiance. He knows, my fiance knows, kind of. I convinced myself that the love i felt was different and it wasn’t the way i love my fiance, and i was right. oh my god, i was right. this is love in the strongest way I have felt love before and my fiance blames himself. i can’t keep living this way. i can’t keep pretending but i must i must keep faking it until i make it out and beyond this feeling this weight on my heart, like the plasmolysis of wilting pants, i want to wilt, i want to fall out of this world, out of this love i so carelessly fell into
i never thought that knowing you loved me too would hurt worse than finding out that you hated me.
The worst part is that I really like your best friend. I’m really starting to fall for him, but there is nothing I can do. I leave you, I lose both relationships. There is no possible way I can cheat, I’ve never been for that. But I can feel the safe nest I’ve built falling apart in the sickest way; there it’s nothing I can do.
You can’t get me hooked, telling me you don’t want it to stop, and then threaten to take it away. I am fragile, I need some control. I need this in my life right now
Do you ever just wish the people around you were easier to work with?
- My partners in a group project excluded me from the initial part of OUR project
- My partners don’t understand/respond to my emails regarding our project
- I have pretty much orchestrated the ENTIRE project after the initial mishap